I was listening to the Rise Guys from Greenville, SC yesterday morning on 93.1 FM in the recycling truck and they were talking about Randy Quaid. Undoubtedly, he’s fleeing the authorities and was just picked up in Vancouver (a great city might I add). Anyway, he’s claiming that there is a group called the ‘Star Wackers’ that are killing actors like Heath Ledger and David Carridine. I’m a big Randy Quaid fan, so obviously I am gonna take anything he says to be true. That’s why I wrote this song. Thanks for listening!