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November 4th “Catering for Randy Moss”

I had to do something about the whole Randy Moss saga.  Mainly because I’ve always been a fan of Randy. He’s probably the best receiver of all time aside from Jerry Rice and he’s a complete enigma.  The story of him yelling at the caterer was too funny to pass up  (not for the caterer however, or any one else present undoubtedly).   Anyway, I’m psyched he’s going to the Titans.   I’m a Vince Young fan too.   I like all the players everybody hates undoubtedly (holla T.O.).    Thanks for listening!

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“Brett Favre Blues” October 10th

I had three different people suggest that I write a song about Brett Favre this weekend.   I couldn’t resist considering Minnesota traded for Randy Moss (one of my favorites) and that Brett is accused of texting pictures of his genitalia.  That’s good song fodder if I’ve ever heard it.   I don’t really think he would go on myspace to contact somebody like they are accusing him.  For some reason, Brett just doesn’t seem like the myspace type.

Anyway, this song is kind of making fun of the accusations and of the fact that Favre won’t hesitate to throw the ball at any time into any coverage.  Despite the fact that he has Adrian Peterson,  the second best running back in the world in the backfield.  Thanks for listening!

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Feb 7 “Because it’s Super Bowl Sunday”

It’s that one day of the year where all life on God’s Green Earth hinges around a football game.  And it looks like it’s gonna be a good one this year.  The Vatican is even flying a Saint’s flag!!!!!!!

I figured if I’m doing a song for every day this year I’m obligated to write one about the super bowl on Super Bowl Sunday.   That’s where “Because it’s Super Bowl Sunday” came from, it’s for all the guys out there that just don’t want to do the ‘honey-do’s’ today because the game is coming on (at 6:30pm).

The song also gives a run down of some tasty treats that will be over-indulged  by us while staring at the tube today.    I actually don’t eat many of the things I’m talking about, except for maybe today, “Because it’s Super Bowl Sunday”.

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